Saturday, December 17, 2011

Thank You For Coming

A bootlegged snippet from last night's show.


M.A.D.E. #17

Friday, December 16, 2011

Gay's Film Fund

As some of you know, for most of 2011 I've been meeting with television producers to develop a series for the small screen. The response has been very positive but unfortunately I have yet to ink a deal.

I've given this a lot of thought and have come to the following conclusion -For now, I am no longer seeking the aid of an outside producer.  I've decided to stay right here on the Internets, with all of you and continue to produce myself.  In order to do this properly, I need to raise capital so I've started a film fund to put towards my future work.

If you enjoy what I do and are in a position to give to the arts (i.e. my arts), please consider helping -whether its donating or simply forwarding this post to any contact you might know, who can.

To contribute, just click on the donate button to the left.

I love you all.

Your Gay

Pulsing Gay

A self portrait.


Click for a larger view

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

By Request

This is the first in a series of notorious speeches from Pop Culture that I'll be voicing over. Originally I was going to post only the audio (as a M.A.D.E.) but could not resist adding it to the actual video.


No offense intended to the lovely Miss Carolina.

Monday, November 21, 2011


M.A.D.E. #16

Please visit Ernesto's blog Dolldom for more photos. I am so thrilled I can't even begin to express it.


Saturday, October 22, 2011

M.A.D.E #15

                 You can listen to Radioshirley's playlist here.

Monday, October 10, 2011

M.A.D.E. #14

                You can visit Thom's blog here

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

M.A.D.E. #13

                 Thank you for the positive feedback on the Insta-Gifts. I'll be adding more in the next week or two. Will let you know in a video beforehand. Also, I love the photos you've been sending -wearing the mask and playing with my box. Please keep them coming! I'm so thrilled you're enjoying them.

Regarding Chexy Decimal's Friday Face -you can visit my piece here, which is accompanied by a wonderful fictitious story that he wrote for me. I love to read back stories and snippets that fans have written about my past -filling in the blanks with their own references and projecting exciting plots onto my history. Sometimes it's dead on and sometimes it completely off the mark but I always find it so entertaining and inspiring.

Of course you'll have to wait for my Autobiography to know the true story. As soon as I find a reputable publisher and book agent I plan on moving forward.  I've been working on it for years.
A tell all.


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Van Cleef & Arpels

Dear Mister X,
Thank you for the beautiful earrings that just arrived.
I absolutely adore them, but the answer is still no.


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Busy Weekend

My guerrilla marketing campaign continues...


Thursday, September 1, 2011


Small tokens to express my appreciation.
I love you all.


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A Minor Tremor

I'm amazed how quickly my cellular phone died after the minor tremor that just hit an hour ago... and I still can't make outgoing calls.
Luckily my CB radio is still working. You can always rely on 20th Century technology.

Never give up your land lines -Remember that.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

Camp Adventure

I'm very proud to have been a part of this.


Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fully Loaded

I recently gave in to the hype and upgraded to the GB1000+. I love all the extras but my favorite is the nail-file app.
How did I survive all this time without it?


Thursday, July 28, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011


Tom Waits and Deanna Durbin -I think they complement each other somehow.
I put this together over the Holidays, but never got around to posting it in the Diary until now. A little Christmas in July for my friends.



Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Gay for a Day

I always get sentimental when I randomly come across my old memorabilia on eBay. Clearly, some little boy or girl had a very glamorous Halloween or two judging by the condition of the box.


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Bastille Gay

Eat cake.


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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Gay Graffiti

My guerrilla marketing campaign continues...


The construction site was featured in one of my videos when it was a beautiful old church. Sadly, it will soon be a light blocking (I live across the street) 10 story building.


Friday, July 8, 2011

Guerrilla Marketing

I'm going to stencil my mug all over this rotten, stinking city.


Monday, July 4, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011


Today's trip is hosted by the underground Parisian artist Valéry Pasanau, aka Fancynot. It is compiled of imagery found on the web of yours truly.

I've been following Valéry's work for quite awhile, and am so honored to be a part of his portfolio.


If you have a Youtube account, please subscribe to Fancynot

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Dueling Judys

Over the Rainbow and through the woods...


Dueling Judys by Gay_Carrington

If the video doesn't play, click here to watch it on Youtube.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Happy Days

            Micro Audio Diary Entry #11

Grab a cocktail or whatever else floats your duck and join me. Happy Days can be found here -it's perfect for a late night. I was especially moved by Mr. Jacotey's dramatic piece during the intro. (Thank you, Georges)
Have a fantastic weekend.


Sunday, April 17, 2011

Thank You

                    Micro Audio Diary Entry #10

Thursday, April 14, 2011

What Will I Do?

What won't I do is more like it.


Thursday, March 24, 2011


                Micro Audio Diary Entry #9

          Click the audio bar above for instructions.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


                   Micro Audio Diary Entry #7

          My personal Facebook news feed. Click for a larger view.


Saturday, March 12, 2011


Dear Everyone,

In light of the devastation in Japan, I will not be posting a Micro Audio Diary Entry this weekend. 

Instead, I ask that visitors to my blog please consider making a charitable donation to one of the many organizations set up to help in the Disaster Relief Effort. 

For a list of legitimate charities, please click here.

My heart breaks for the people of Japan and all others affected by this horrific catastrophe. Keep the ones you love close.

XX, Gay

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Carrington and Franco

I know James Franco and I will work together at some point in the near future. It just seems like such an obvious pairing.
A given, really.

Our paths crossed a few months ago when we were both involved in the New York Times Magazine project "14 Actors Acting," and although my version may have been slightly unofficial, one can clearly imagine the intense chemistry between us had we shared the scene. 
For a taste of what could be, play both videos simultaneously and mute your computer.


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Twelve Essentials

~This week has brought on a storm of technical, personal, and artistical difficulties which I will not go into.

Instead, I'd like to share a list of essential positive distractions that I know will help me get through the rest of the winter.
Or at the very least, the weekend.

Twelve of my favorite things guaranteed to thaw out frostbitten edges. In no particular order except the first, which will always be #1.

-My Fans
-Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque
-YSL Rouge Volupté in Red Taboo
-Red Wine and/or Vodka
-Rochas Femme perfume
-Mr. Bubble
-Petroleum Jelly
-Lanz's Lily of the Valley Robe
-The Soulful Moods of Marvin Gaye
-Knob Creek Whiskey
-Lindt Excellence 90% Cocoa Bar
-Green Tea

As a matter of fact I'm enjoying eight of the twelve right now and I feel wonderful, although slightly numb.


Saturday, February 26, 2011

Oscar Memories

One of the greatest comediennes of our time.


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Gay Carrington Exposed

I've enjoyed the podcast,
Vera Speaks, ever since I met the engaging Auntie Vera Charles earlier this year, and was particularly blown away by her insightful analysis of your Gay, from last night's webisode.

The segment I'm referring to starts at the 18:30 mark but of course I recommend listening to the entire recording. 
And since you're already there, don't forget to bookmark it!

XX, Gay

Thank you Vera! I barley noticed you calling me an old drunk talking head.
*raises cocktail glass
Cheers to you, Doll... from one to another.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Mary Jane in NYC

Illustration Manipulated by Planet Hiltron
~Last year over 50,000 New Yorkers were arrested on charges of marijuana possession.

This equals 140 arrests per day!

New Yorkers get arrested for marijuana possession more often than any other crime. Surely there are more pressing issues to be dealt with by our boys in blue?

What an outrageous waste of time and energy!

I suggest America legalize and regulate Marijuana immediately and use the resources to go after the real threats to our society -the food industry, "Reality T.V."...and perhaps the Kardashians.

XX, Gay

statistics source
Rockefeller drug law

Sunday, February 13, 2011


Photo Manipulation by Planet Hiltron
Lady Gaga
seems to have landed in a bit of a pickle with her new Gay anthem.
Her impressions of Madonna are starting to grate nerves.

I know Ester isn't exactly known for invention herself-re-inventor is more like it, and it works for Her. But copying from Madonna is like making a xerox of a Xerox.

There are lots more stars in the firmament from which to choose.
Some of my personal favorites for Gaga:

Debbie Harry
Joey Heatherton
Marianne Faithfull
Mae West

Unfortunately this controversy is overshadowing the message of the song -we are all just born this way and people should get over it already.

XX, Gay

Friday, February 11, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The Wayward Starlet

Photo Manipulation by Planet Hiltron
I haven't followed this story until today... from what I understand, Miss Lohan fingered a one of a kind necklace at an LA boutique and shortly after, was video taped wearing it. She claims it was loaned to her and promtly sent her assistant to return it -to the cops.
But no dice. Now she faces Grand Felony charges and could be sent up the river again for three years.
The necklace was worth over
Two Thousand Dollars.

I'm no shrink but I have been exposed to a lot of nut jobs. My guess is that this latest stunt was a last ditch effort by her subconscious to return her to the safe and loving arms of a correctional facility. Away from the mind alterants, away from the paparazzi and the attendant pressures of celebritism. More importantly, away from her hideous fame succubus of a mother, everyone's favorite pretend Rockette dancer (AKA the only person on the planet who probably could have helped Lindsay long ago after the first signs of trouble but chose to party with her instead) Dina Lohan.

My advice for Lindsay, if she somehow manages to dodge a prison sentence:
Get away from Dina asap. Don't tell her where you're going, just run and don't look back.
Check into an under the radar rehab facility that's not featured regularly in People or US Weekly.

You're on your way to Frances Farmville, sister, if you don't wise up real soon. You have a load of adoring fans who will always support you - and a handful of people in Hollywood who believe in you.
You're still young.
Get away, get orphaned, get some help.
Good luck, kid.

Lindsay deserves an Oscar for her reality, really. Her true life antics are more riveting and well acted than any role she's ever played.

XX, Gay

Friday, January 28, 2011

A Snubbing

I will not be attending the Academy Awards ceremony this year.
I love you all.

XX, Gay

Monday, January 24, 2011

Farewell Jack

No one wore a jumpsuit like you, Jack. You were an inspiration and a true gentleman.

Ninety-six years old? I think he was on to something with that juicer. I might head over to Amazon and pick one up.
I suppose this means the Celebrity Death list of 2011 has officially begun. I really hope I'm not next.

XX, Gay

Saturday, January 22, 2011

A Little Advice

Pills, booze and live T.V. don't mix. Remember that.

XX, Gay

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dream Factory

Photo Manipulation by Planet Hiltron
I read through a stack of scripts over weekend -nothing worth mentioning. My search continues. It would be so much easier if I had an agent to filter out the bad. I desperately need to get lost in a role and forget about reality for awhile, it's been too long. My last big project was "Bates Motel," and that was 8 months ago. Maybe I will put together a "Making of Bates Motel" documentary for it's one year anniversary...a sort of behind the scenes....
"Add that to the list, Gay."
"OK, Gay"
I also need an assistant.

I watched fragments of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Everyone looked so tightened and tuned-up. I did not see one movie that was nominated yet, but somehow I knew everyone's name and everything about their personal lives. Celebrity has a very different meaning in the 21st century ... The internet is the new Dream Factory.

Began working on my autobiography again.
Must find a publisher. So much living.

Such a busy year so far and it's still only January.

XX, Gay

Friday, January 14, 2011

Zsa Zsa

Zsa Zsa is having leg removal surgery today.



Thank you for watching.

XX, Gay

Wednesday, January 5, 2011


I came across a story earlier on Gawker about how Scientists are close to unlocking the secrets of male pattern baldness. It made me realize that there really aren't any bald A-list leading men right now in Hollywood. Where are they? The only one who comes to mind is Bruce Willis.  Surely there's someone a bit more au courant than Bruce I'm forgetting?

I wish John Travolta would come out as a bald. I saw him recently on Oprah wearing a very obvious wig  -the lace front was peeling from the hot studio lights. If I had been Oprah, I would have gone to a commercial immediately and fixed it -I'm certain she noticed. Travolta has nice eyes. That's all he needs. Not a full on cinnamon wig fresh out of the bag.

No one wore skin like Telly Savalas! I just spent a very steamy three minutes with him on Youtube.


XX, Gay

Saturday, January 1, 2011


I'm sitting here at my computer, New Year's Day, sipping a delicious Bloody Mary. My headache is gone and I'm feeling inspired. I love when New Years Eve falls on a Friday! It gives me more time to recover.
Busy work week ahead -planning and plotting.... lots of pokers to stick in the fire.
Lots of noise to make.

XX, Gay

Listening to Piero Piccioni: