Joansmacked Part 2

Pastor Worley Parishioner edition.

XX,Gay

Mary Jane in NYC

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~Last year over 50,000 New Yorkers were arrested on charges of marijuana possession.

This equals 140 arrests per day!

New Yorkers get arrested for marijuana possession more often than any other crime. Surely there are more pressing issues to be dealt with by our boys in blue?

What an outrageous waste of time and energy!

I suggest America legalize and regulate Marijuana immediately and use the resources to go after the real threats to our society -the food industry, "Reality T.V."...and perhaps the Kardashians.

XX, Gay

statistics source
Rockefeller drug law

Gadonna

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Lady Gaga
seems to have landed in a bit of a pickle with her new Gay anthem.
Her impressions of Madonna are starting to grate nerves.

I know Ester isn't exactly known for invention herself-re-inventor is more like it, and it works for Her. But copying from Madonna is like making a xerox of a Xerox.

There are lots more stars in the firmament from which to choose.
Some of my personal favorites for Gaga:

Debbie Harry
Joey Heatherton
Marianne Faithfull
Mae West

Unfortunately this controversy is overshadowing the message of the song -we are all just born this way and people should get over it already.

XX, Gay

The Wayward Starlet

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I haven't followed this story until today... from what I understand, Miss Lohan fingered a one of a kind necklace at an LA boutique and shortly after, was video taped wearing it. She claims it was loaned to her and promtly sent her assistant to return it -to the cops.
But no dice. Now she faces Grand Felony charges and could be sent up the river again for three years.
The necklace was worth over
Two Thousand Dollars.

I'm no shrink but I have been exposed to a lot of nut jobs. My guess is that this latest stunt was a last ditch effort by her subconscious to return her to the safe and loving arms of a correctional facility. Away from the mind alterants, away from the paparazzi and the attendant pressures of celebritism. More importantly, away from her hideous fame succubus of a mother, everyone's favorite pretend Rockette dancer (AKA the only person on the planet who probably could have helped Lindsay long ago after the first signs of trouble but chose to party with her instead) Dina Lohan.

My advice for Lindsay, if she somehow manages to dodge a prison sentence:
Get away from Dina asap. Don't tell her where you're going, just run and don't look back.
Check into an under the radar rehab facility that's not featured regularly in People or US Weekly.

You're on your way to Frances Farmville, sister, if you don't wise up real soon. You have a load of adoring fans who will always support you - and a handful of people in Hollywood who believe in you.
You're still young.
Get away, get orphaned, get some help.
Good luck, kid.

Lindsay deserves an Oscar for her reality, really. Her true life antics are more riveting and well acted than any role she's ever played.

XX, Gay

Dream Factory

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I read through a stack of scripts over weekend -nothing worth mentioning. My search continues. It would be so much easier if I had an agent to filter out the bad. I desperately need to get lost in a role and forget about reality for awhile, it's been too long. My last big project was "Bates Motel," and that was 8 months ago. Maybe I will put together a "Making of Bates Motel" documentary for it's one year anniversary...a sort of behind the scenes....
"Add that to the list, Gay."
"OK, Gay"
I also need an assistant.

I watched fragments of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Everyone looked so tightened and tuned-up. I did not see one movie that was nominated yet, but somehow I knew everyone's name and everything about their personal lives. Celebrity has a very different meaning in the 21st century ... The internet is the new Dream Factory.

Began working on my autobiography again.
Must find a publisher. So much living.

Such a busy year so far and it's still only January.

XX, Gay