Friday, January 28, 2011

A Snubbing

I will not be attending the Academy Awards ceremony this year.
I love you all.

XX, Gay

Monday, January 24, 2011

Farewell Jack

No one wore a jumpsuit like you, Jack. You were an inspiration and a true gentleman.

Ninety-six years old? I think he was on to something with that juicer. I might head over to Amazon and pick one up.
I suppose this means the Celebrity Death list of 2011 has officially begun. I really hope I'm not next.

XX, Gay

Saturday, January 22, 2011

A Little Advice

Pills, booze and live T.V. don't mix. Remember that.

XX, Gay

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dream Factory

Photo Manipulation by Planet Hiltron
I read through a stack of scripts over weekend -nothing worth mentioning. My search continues. It would be so much easier if I had an agent to filter out the bad. I desperately need to get lost in a role and forget about reality for awhile, it's been too long. My last big project was "Bates Motel," and that was 8 months ago. Maybe I will put together a "Making of Bates Motel" documentary for it's one year anniversary...a sort of behind the scenes....
"Add that to the list, Gay."
"OK, Gay"
I also need an assistant.

I watched fragments of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Everyone looked so tightened and tuned-up. I did not see one movie that was nominated yet, but somehow I knew everyone's name and everything about their personal lives. Celebrity has a very different meaning in the 21st century ... The internet is the new Dream Factory.

Began working on my autobiography again.
Must find a publisher. So much living.

Such a busy year so far and it's still only January.

XX, Gay

Friday, January 14, 2011

Zsa Zsa

Zsa Zsa is having leg removal surgery today.



Thank you for watching.

XX, Gay

Wednesday, January 5, 2011


I came across a story earlier on Gawker about how Scientists are close to unlocking the secrets of male pattern baldness. It made me realize that there really aren't any bald A-list leading men right now in Hollywood. Where are they? The only one who comes to mind is Bruce Willis.  Surely there's someone a bit more au courant than Bruce I'm forgetting?

I wish John Travolta would come out as a bald. I saw him recently on Oprah wearing a very obvious wig  -the lace front was peeling from the hot studio lights. If I had been Oprah, I would have gone to a commercial immediately and fixed it -I'm certain she noticed. Travolta has nice eyes. That's all he needs. Not a full on cinnamon wig fresh out of the bag.

No one wore skin like Telly Savalas! I just spent a very steamy three minutes with him on Youtube.


XX, Gay

Saturday, January 1, 2011


I'm sitting here at my computer, New Year's Day, sipping a delicious Bloody Mary. My headache is gone and I'm feeling inspired. I love when New Years Eve falls on a Friday! It gives me more time to recover.
Busy work week ahead -planning and plotting.... lots of pokers to stick in the fire.
Lots of noise to make.

XX, Gay

Listening to Piero Piccioni: